Pina Colada
3 oz. Rum
3 Tbsp. Coconut Milk
3 Tbsp. Crushed Pineapple
Place in an electric blender with two cups of
crushed ice and blend at high speed for a short time.
Strain
into collins glass and serve with a straw.
"Some people wanted champagne and caviar when
they should have had
beer and hot dogs."
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Margarita
1 1/2 oz. Tequila
1/2 oz. Triple Sec
1 oz. Lemon or Lime Juice
Wine Beer Spirits
Rub rim of cocktail glass with rind of lemon or lime,
dip rim in salt. Shake ingredients with ice and
strain
into the salt-rimmed glass.
"Love makes the world go round? Not at all.
Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast."
-Compton
Mackenzie
Between the Sheets
Juice of 1/4 Lemon
1/2 oz. Brandy
1/2 oz. Triple Sec
1/2 oz. Light Rum
Shake
with ice and strain into cocktail glass.
"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to
live for days on nothing
but food and water."
- W.C. Fields
Black Magic
1 1/2 oz. Vodka
3/4 oz. Coffee Liqueur
1 dash Lemon Juice
Stir and serve in old fashioned glass over ice cubes
and add a twist of lemon peel.
"The problem
with the world is that
everyone is a few drinks behind".
-Humphrey Bogart
Red
Raider
1 oz. Bourbon
1/2 Triple Sec
1 oz. Lemon Juice
1 Dash Grenadine
Shake
with ice and strain into cocktail glass.
"I never drink anything stronger than gin before
breakfast. A woman
drove me to drink and I didn't
even have the decency to thank her. What contemptible
scoundrel has stolen the cork to
my lunch?"
-W.C. Fields
Sombrero
1 1/2 oz. Coffee Flavored Brandy
1 oz. Light Cream
Pour Brandy into old fashioned
glass over ice cubes.
Float Cream on top.
"Vodka martini," I said. "Incredibly dry.
Powdered, if you've got
it."
-Hugh Laurie
Silk Stockings
1 1/2 oz. Tequila
1 oz. Creme de Cacao
1 1/2 oz. Cream
1 Dash Grenadine
Shake
ingredients with crushed ice. Strain into
cocktail glass. Sprinkle cinnamon on top.
"I was in love with a beautiful
blonde once, dear. She drove
me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for."
- W.C. Fields
Bloody Mary
1 1/2 oz. Vodka
3 oz. Tomato Juice
1 das lemon Juice
1/2 tsp .Worchestershire
Sauce
2 or 3 drops Tabasco Sauce
Pepper and Salt
Shake with ice and strain
into old fashion glass, over
ice
cubes with a wedge of lime.
"Who took the cork out of my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
Daiquiri
Juice of one lime
1 tsp. Powdered Sugar
1 1/2 oz. Light Rum
Shake with
ice and strain
into a cocktail glass.
"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with
my Scotch, I say, "I'm
thirsty, not dirty".
- Joe E. Lewis
"Give me a whiskey, ginger ale on the side,
and don't be stingy, baby."
Greta
Garbo
Woo Woo
1 1/2 oz. Hot Shot
Tropical Fruit Liqueur
or Peach Schnapps
1 1/2 oz. Vodka
3
1/2 oz. Cranberry Juice
Pour ingredients over ice
in a highball glass and stir.
"I'll admit I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to
be had for the price of a cocktail, like
a salted peanut."
- Bette Davis
Love Cocktail
2 oz. Sloe Gin
1 egg white
1/2 tsp. Limon Juice
1/2 tsp. Raspberry Juice
Shake with ice and strain
into cocktail glass.
"What is a cocktail dress?"
"Something to
spill cocktails on."
- William Powell & Jean Arthur
Arise My Love
1 teaspoon Creme de Menthe
(Green)
Put Creme de Menthe into
champagne
flute.
Fill with chilled champagne.
"Meet me down in the bar! We'll drink breakfast together."
- W. C. Fields
St. Patrick's Day
3/4 oz. Creme de Menthe (Green)
3/4 oz. Chartreuse (Green)
3/4 oz. Irish Whiskey
1
Dash Bitters
Stir with ice and strain into cocktail glass.
When I read about the evils of
drinking,
I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
Why Not...Hmmm?
1 oz. Gin
1 oz. Apricot Flavored Brandy
1/2 oz. Dry Vermouth
1 Dash Lemon Juice
Shake
with ice and strain into cocktail glass.
"You're not drunk if you can lie
on the floor without holding on."
-
Dean Martin
Passion Cocktail
4 oz. Passion Fruit
1 dash Cranberry Juice
1 dash Lemon Juice
Club Soda
combine
juices in a highball
glass filled with ice. Top with
club soda, stir. Add a cherry
and a long straw.
"Quickly,
bring me a beaker of wine, so that
I may wet my mind and say something clever."
- Aristophanes
Midnight Mixed Drinks Cocktails
1 oz. Apricot Flavored Brandy
1/2 oz. Triple Sec
1 Tablespoon Lemon Juice
Shake
with ice and strain
"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite,
and, furthermore, always carry a
small snake."
- W.C. Fields
Honeymoon Mixed Drinks Cocktails
3/4 oz. Benedictine
3/4
oz. Apple Brandy
Juice of 1/2 Lemon
1 teaspoon Triple Sec
Shake with ice and strain
into cocktail glass.
"Time
is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
- Catherine Zandonella
Angel Face
1 oz. Gin 1/2 oz. Apricot
Flavored Brandy
1/2 oz. Apple Brandy
Shake well with cracked ice and
strin into cocktail glass.
Angel Kisses
1/4 oz. Creme de Cocoa (White)
1/4 oz. Sloe Gin
1/4 oz. Brandy
1/4 oz. Light
Cream
Pour ingredients carefully, in
order given, so that they do
not mix. Use pousse cafe glass.
One
more drink and I'll be under the host.
- Dorothy Parker
Black Magic
1 1/2 oz. Vodka
3/4 oz. Coffee Liqueur
1 dash Lemon Juice
Stir and serve
in old fashioned glass over ice cubes
and add a twist of lemon peel.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
-
Mae West
Lady Love Fizz
1 tsp. Powdered Sugar
Juice of 1/2 Lemon
1 Egg White
2 oz. Gin
2 tsp. Light
Cream
Shake with ice and strain into
cocktail glass over two ice cubes.
Fill with carbonated water and stir.
one
tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
- Author Unknown
Lady Be Good
1 1/2 oz. Brandy
1/2 oz. Creme de Menthe (White)
1/2 oz. Sweet Vermouth
Shake
with ice and strain into
cocktail glass.
You're not drunk if you can lie on
the floor without holding on.
-
Dean Martin
Lady Finger
1 oz. Gin
1/2 oz. Kirschwasser
1 oz. Cherry Flavored Brandy
Shake with
ice and strain into
cocktail glass.
"I have taken more good from alcohol
than alcohol has taken from me."
-
Winston Churchill
Adam and Eve
1 oz. Forbidden Fruit
1 oz. Gin
1 oz. Brandy
1 dash Lemon Juice
Shake
well with craked ice
and strain into cocktail glass.
I drink to make other people interesting.
- George Jean
Nathan
Adonis
1 dash Orange Bitters
3/4 oz. Sweet Vermouth
1 1/2 oz. Dry Sherry
Stir
with ice and strain into
cocktail glass.
Why don't you slip out of those wet
clothes and into a dry Martini?
-
Robert Benchley
Affair Mixed Drinks Cocktails
2 oz. Strawberry Schnapps
2 oz. Cranberry Juice
2 oz. Orange Juice
Pour
over ice in a highball
glass and top with Club Soda.
My grandmother is over eighty and
still doesn't need
glasses.
Drinks right out of the bottle.
- Henny Youngman
Bachelor's Bait Mixed
Drinks Cocktails
1 1/2 oz. Gin
1 Egg White
1 dash Orange Bitters
1/2 teaspoon Grenadine
Shake
with ice and strain into
cocktail glass.
Mixed Drinks Cocktails Crystal Slipper
1/2 oz. Blue Curacao
2 dashes Orange Bitters
1 1/2 oz. Gin
Stir with ice
and strain into
cocktail glass.
Beer is proof that God loves us
and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
Bikini
2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Light Rum
1/2 oz. Milk
1 teaspoon Sugar
Juice of 1/2 Lemon
Shake
with ice and stain into
cocktail glass. Garnish with
a lemon twist.
I never drink water because of the disgusting
things
that fish do in it.
- W.C. Fields
Tango
1 tablespoon Orange Juice
1/2 oz. Dry Vermouth
1/2 oz. Sweet Vermouth
1 oz. Gin
1/2 teaspoon Triple Sec
Shake with ice and strain into
a cocktail glass.
Giving up smoking is the
easiest
thing in the world. I know because
I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
Temptation
1 1/2 oz. Blended Whiskey
1/2 oz. teaspoon Triple Sec
1/2 oz. Anis
1/2 oz. Dubonnet
Shake
with ice and strain into
cocktail glass. Add twists of
lemon and orange peel.
Wine divulges truth.
- Irish
Proverb
Hotel Plaza
3/4 oz. Sweet Vermouth 3/4 oz. Dry Vermouth
3/4 oz. Gin
Stir with ice and
strain
into cocktail glass.
Decorate with a crushed slice
of pineapple.
I'm only a beer teetotaller,
not a champagne
teetotaller.
- George Bernard Shaw
Absolute Sex
1 1/4 oz. absolut kurant
1/2 oz. melon liqueur
1 part cranberry juice
1 part
7-Up
Strain into a cocktail glass
Mixed Drinks Cocktails Tight Snatch
1 oz. light rum 3/4 oz. peach schnapps
fill with pineapple juice
Stir in
highball glass
Slow Screw
1 oz. vodka
1 oz. sloe gin
fill with orange juice
Strain into a cocktail
glass
Mixed Drinks Cocktails Slippery Nipples
1/2 oz. sambuca
1/2 oz. baileys
1/2 oz. Kahlua
Strain into a cocktail
glass
Cocktails Sex
1/2 oz. spiced rum
1/2 oz. amaretto
1/2 oz. whiskey
1/2 oz. orange juice
1/2
oz. pineapple juice
1/2 oz. cranberry juice
1/2 oz. greandine
Shake with ice, strain
and pour into highball
glasses
Mixed Drinks Cocktails Sex Up Against The Wall
1 part vodka
1 part pineapple juice
1 part cranberry juice
1 part sour mix
Shake
with ice, strain
and pour into highball glasses
Mixed Drinks Cocktails Sex In
the Parking Lot
1/2 oz. chambord
1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. apple schnapps
Shake with ice,
strain
and pour into cocktail glasses
Mixed Drinks Cocktails Screaming Orgasm
1/2 oz. Bailey's
1/2 oz. Grand Marnier
1/2 oz.Vodka
Pour on the rocks
into
a highball glass
Russian Turkey
3 oz. vodka
3 oz. cranberry juice
Stain into a cocktail glass
Road Runner
2 parts vodka
1 part amaretto
1 part cream of coconut
Blend and serve
in wine glass
with orange slice and pinch of nutmeg
Poinsettia
1/2 oz. Triple Sec
3 oz. Champagne
Fill with Cranberry Juice
Stain into
bucket
glass with lemon wedge
Pink Pussycat
1 1/2 oz. vodka
fill with pineapple juice
splash of grenadine
Strain in
highball glass
Parisian Blonde
2 oz. dark rum
2 oz. triple sec
2 oz. light cream
Shake and strain into
highball glass
Orgasms
2 oz. vodka
2 oz. amaretto
2 oz. kahlua
2 oz. light cream
Shake and
strain into cocktail glass
Mexicana
1 1/2 oz. tequila
1
oz. sour mix
splash of pineapple
dash of grenadine
Shake & strain into lowball glass
La Jolla
1 1/2 oz. brandy
1 1/2 oz. banana liqueur
dash of Rose's
lime Juice
splash of orange juice
Shake & strain into lowball glass
Mixed
Drinks Cocktails Kiss In The Dark
3/4 oz. gin
3/4 oz. cherry brandy
3/4 oz. dry vermouth
Stir & strain
into cocktail glass
Cuba Libre
1 1/2 oz. light rum
fill with coke
Strain into highball
glass with lime
wedge
California Root Beer
1 oz. kahlua
1 oz. galliano
2 oz. club soda
1 oz. coke
optional splash of
beer
Stain into highball glass
Buttery Nipples
3/4 oz Butterscotch Schnapps
1/4 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
Strain into shot
glass
One bar has a sign over the register that says,
"If
you DRINK to FORGET, try PAYING in ADVANCE.
NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE!